me: well at least my self esteem cant get any lower
self esteem:
this is an england hate blog
HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!
oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄
I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????
The 1800s ???????????????!
my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting